Stretch Marks

I am so determined to not get stretch marks that I diligently apply cocoa butter to my belly and legs at least twice a day. It's become a bit of an obsession, I must say. Wade just nods his head and laughs. The other day he looked at me and said, "Homet, you use so much cocoa butter that The Rook is going to be born with a pina colada in his/her hand." I'm thinking, depending on the type of glass (think Pat O's), that would hurt to push out.